Say NO to Lychanthrophy

Obama Spun-Offed

2008-11-06T18:56:00.004+08:00

Those who haven't watch his speech please watch.
A very charismatic leader after Hitler.
And you're right Obama, yes we can change.
Anyway here's the lyrics of the song made by Spin-Offs
A spin-off of Fall For You by Secondhand Serenade.
Its about the humble Obama.

The best thing bout today that you're voting
Could it be that i will lose again
I know you dont think that i am winning
I know you wearing thin down to the core

But hold your pen
Because today will be the day that they will vote for me
over again
Don't make them change their mind
Cos i won't leave to see America
I swear i'm good
Because a leader like me is impossible to find
is impossible to find

Haha! You can ask me to sing it if you see me in school!
Yeahe!
Spin-Offs baby

Chain of events

2008-08-16T16:37:00.003+08:00

Some of you might feel irritated after you read this. Even if i don't blog, people still visit my blog. Cool right? This is shown by the broom, vacuum and mop marks on my tagboard. Haha!

Paiseh ar, dam busy. Spend most of my time watching videos.

I shall advertise 3/4's idol, NIGAHIGA!

Go youtube and type his nigahiga to learn and enjoy how he makes people rofl.
For those newbies, start by watching the how to series from

How to be ninja
How to be gangster
How to be emo
How to be nerd

Trust me you will laugh. If you din, flood my tagboard!

Syazwan's right. Shall have updated earlier. Many events have passed. Only national day right? Hmm can't really remember but i know its my bad that i din update.

Singapore's fighting for their 1st gold medal in 48 years tomorrow. A silver is already in Singapore women tabe tennis team! Go team singapore. I hope china top the olympic this time. An asian country at least. Not USA man. No. Bored of hearing the name Michael Phlegm in today at beijing everynight ffrom 11pm. Wonder when people will find out that he's into steroids. Obviously he is right? Yeah

Not feeling well now.
I hate wednesdays

Twentyone

2008-05-21T22:14:00.003+08:00

Didn't regret coming to school today. It was a whole lot of fun. People i don't know know my birthday wished me happy birthday. Is that complicated? An example- Joe wei

He came and said something which i didn't hear and put out his hand. I shook it and was like "Why you put out your hand?"
Replied with "No meh?"
Haha

Nothing much during physics. Maths slacked as i completed all the maths assignment. Will never stop loving maths. For now at least.

Pon-ned mother tongue. Higher Chinese students had spelling. Hahaha. Their lao shi was like "childish right?" Photo taking was next. Lost my legs from the floor only to realise that ba and gang were decding to taupok the man. Woo. Stressed the class on what to pose during informal shot. Can't remember who suggested the majia thing then but Joycelyn was the official producer of the majia arm salute.

Blue tack name tag blow and tag were the "attacks" we came out during geography lesson. Learned a new game called "thumb thumb" where we losers say "0" upon losing. Bloody losers ar!

Training was boring. Sec1s climbed over Junbin's Olivia's and me heads. Got ipah andene palani apah after training. Horizontal taupok after that. Learned that Syazwan accidentally kicked Zul's head during the precious moments. Called something cannon.

Thank you everyone for making the 210508 a precious yet memorable day for me. I really appreciate it. Everyone who remebered and joined in the fun today, really, thankyou.

Love the whole lot
twenty-one may two thousand and eight

5 days after the 17th

2008-05-20T21:21:00.002+08:00

Somehow i think that tomorrow would not be the day. Kind of weird having this kind of feeling. Shouldn't elaborate more.

21 May 1993

Now

21 May 2008
-class photo taking
-NP training

till then

21 May

sa1 over

2008-05-09T21:26:00.005+08:00

Yessa back to training! Exams over. All the papers were okay and expected.
Just hope i don't fail any.
It feels weird now that we go home NOT studying.
Not saying that i LOVE studying but you know the feeling?

Things to settle
-unit tee
-nco tee

The post exam activities seem screwed and crap
Rubix cube? Hell
Oh Gabriel had a secial request. He wants to learn PDS!
And oh Syazwan was pissed that Gab asked me instead of him.

Anderson campfire on 29 May! Hope its outdoor this time.

Not much to update about.
Next time perhaps

in charge

2008-04-08T19:42:00.002+08:00

Been away for quite a long time, haven't i?

Pass out parade was last friday, i am the new training chair of npcc. CSM or head whatver you call it. The parade was a total impromptu one. Called the sec2s and sec3s to come in while the sec1s glued to their position for the whole parade(no marching, no drills at all) Prepared the parade for you'en. You'en marched in and told me to salute together. He was like whispering. Dam cock up. I dunno anything abt parade rules and regulations. You'en invited the GOH to march in without realising that he did not sedia the baris 1st. Luckily Cadet Inspector, Gordon reminded him or else the sec2s and 3s plus 1s ofcourse would have their palms stucked onto their butt for almost the whole parade. I finally got what i wanted, the drill cane. Once you hold it, everyhting changed. Its like...you don't want to hold it any longer. Very scary ar. Maybe its just me. And right after i bersurai-ed the parade, they chased the ex ncos running for their lives of their beloved 2 years boots. And im there with the drill cane, i can't do anyhting. I don't feel like running or chasing or well u get the point. POP celebration went well, very well infact. Thanks to my other squadmates. I seriously din do much during the celebration.

So that's basically it. NPCC's under me now. But luckily there's amir, olivia plus the other sec3s to help me carry this hard yet painful job.

Today
Didn't have maths, mrs sin absent and i used the time wisely to revise on chemistry. Was damn sick the previous day. Can't talk much but yet i shouted today. Cure baby, cure!
Geography was a sweet disaster. Missed alot according to syafiq. Din pay attention cos i was sorting out chemistry stuffs plus filling etc.
And the chemistry paper was ok. Screwed the last page abit i think.
Went down with gabriel during recess. O.o Band Major!
Physics another crap lesson. My group presented. We have nothing except the piece of paper. But i think we did well and we had alot of fun presenting although it was short. Hope you guys enjoyed it. Quite hard, you know, physics, ergh
EFL was spelling bee. Abraham and Sebastian! They were like purposely-ing to drag the time ar. Purposely get wrong this kind.
Minyi took photo of the parade!! Thanks sister! Nice photographic skills, seriously
Chemistry extra lesson aft tt. Ba, the mastermind planned a new experiment like making fountains with 3 easy steps right under mdm fu's hair. Well that's what chemistry is all about. Just Do It, man! Loved that motto

Till next time
Lets do it for npcc
lets leave a legacy(lol)

March games

2008-03-10T21:03:00.002+08:00

Quote from patricia's nickname in msn
Why must we have homework during the holidays? Explain your answer [13 m]

More than 1 homework per subject and i realised that i've only tomorrow, wednesday, saturday and sunday to complete all of them since thurday and friday i will be out for camp.
March games postponed to thursday? Only yesterday night, i was as jubilant as ever waiting for tuesday to come as i THOUGHT the march games would still be on. Of course i might not be playing cos some of 3/4s, i think(again, this time present tense) don't want me to play.

Look, i played for soccer, captains ball and frisbee and look what happened.
Yes we lost, all three
I din play for tug-of-war and we got champion. Ofcourse losing doesn't stop me from trying on. But 3/4 as a class is the answer if i can play or NOT.

We paid 23 bucks for march games. We will probably play against sec4s since not many sec3 classes participate. 3/5 sent the wonderful David for chess. Yes just chess. Not sure if there are many entries for sec4s either. But if really got very little support, they better tell us earlier so that they won't waste our time coming down to school hoping to play only to find out that it's cancelled.
Imagine this
"3/4 champion class through walkovers"
Pathetic

Npcc annual camp this thursday to friday. Its also our NCO camp, to train us to take over npcc soon later in march. Sec3s in charge of campfire! THat's great. 1st takeover in the season. Not 1st for me since i took over 1/4 illegally last friday. 3/4 and some of 3/5 will know what i'm talking about. Hah!

Yes, the reason why i won't make it for thursday's games. But it'll be in school so i MIGHT be able to watch angie catch the ball or jianshen passing the ball over clint to find out that js's grandma was technically above clint. Or syafiq and regina shouting "MYANMAR" and that later you might just find someone sobbing under the hot sun.

Just completed english vocab book, geography wkbk and chemistry ws 4 and 5

More to complete
time is to compete
this way we succeed

From peeling skin
to thursday's mash tin

CA1

2008-02-24T20:21:00.004+08:00

Finally

CA1 is over
but to think of it, time past very fast
Term 2's coming and i can barely remember what happen in term 1. Annual npcc camp is just around the corner and only 8 trainings left before we, sec 3s take over NPCC.

Due to major problems of class tee ie. size M out of stock, we will get our class tee the next week meaning by 29 february. I hope nothing bad happens. And thank you Syazwan for promoting SingPrint to other classes. Good quality ,good material and they charge 1 colour for a dollar. It doesnt matter how big your design is as long as its one colour, it'll be a $1. Well without the shirt of course. Heard 3/3 getting their class tee too, if theirs are by this friday too, then 3/3, 3/4, 3/5 and 3/7 will NOT be in yellow
or white
or blue

Summary of killers

English summary was about blogs. Benefits and disadvantages etc. Dunno why they gave us two passages. Zaff wasted his time treading passage A cos he din read the question at the back. Well its at e back.

E Maths was of course maths. Inequalities, algebra, indices and the 1st 4 questions were killers. Chong arranged the paper in such a way that the easiests, such as factorisation, are at e back so that students will waste their time solving the 1st 4 questions and later swear after they see the last questions and realised how easy they are. Nice plan chong. Ladies and gentlemen, thats killer paper number 1.

Social studies was ok until istar told us something about tone which almost everyone around me forgot to mention in their answer scripts

English grammar, is that shakespear? Well it's not, infact its from something that i rarely open
-encyclopaedia i reckon. The words are F! wilderbeastaskks?! Look even i cant spell it. Really horrible.

Wednesday had Physics as the opener paper and it was wave-rmatic. Most on waves and luckily i din study chapter 1. Struggled on the question on Power 98. I hate that radio station. Yes i do

History was fun as i memorised and comprehended the whole model answer. Fortunately, the essay question was similar. Similar not congruent.

Chemistry was unexpectedly ok except for the last question which i doubt i answered correctly. Its 100% that mdm fu wasnt the one who set the paper. The reason being is that i understand the questions while in class i will be bored and confused till my head touches the table. I'm not only one.

Volcanoes and earthquakes. Only 2 questions for the Geography test. Its kinda fun except for the fact that u have to repeat the same classic sentence "Sinking of titanic ship causes the rescue team to waste their time searching for the remains." Can't really remember.

Well whats 1 without 2? Ofcourse A Maths was the next killer paper. Shouldn't elaborate more on it. It makes me feel dead, literally

This is CA1
and u just read
Hilmie's 24 February's post
Happy Birthday Shihui!

posted at 9 in the afternoon

Happy New Year

2008-02-10T20:06:00.000+08:00

No, i din forget that i have a blog

Really sorry mate, been busy and i was kind of lazy to update. Look at the bright side! This is e first post of 2008!
Nothing much this year though,

I'm in 3/4, a totally abnormal class with absolutely fantastic wonderful cool, ahh nevermind. I forgot what i want to write already >< My class is undescribable alright, occupied by most of last year 2/2ians. From 2/1 there's only suxian, me, yaohong, jianshen,guowei and yeowpeng. Lucky have me ar, if not i think 3/4 will be dead. There's like 2 Hilmi/e.s. And shi hui, xiuhui, suhui really sound alike, all of them. Lucky that the word celine exists in my class or else there would be another tee shihui -.- Many rhyming names, like majia and yongjia, yin shern and jian shen. Only 5 scholars. Only huh? Only 1 of out this 5 is actually ok. Others, emmm, hard to explain..

Suxian is the chairman! Leadership-pers = 2/1nians

Been discussing about class tee, On 22nd february, 3/4 and 3/5 will be wearing their class tee for the first time! Can't wait! A mixture of black and orange!

Hilmie: eh suxian, show the class the design ar!

Suxian: (digs the document from the bag)

Geraldine: -screams- EHHHHH, WHY GOT TIGER ONE?!

Lol, for none 3/4ians here, i would like to announce that

there is really no tiger printed on our class tee!(Hope geri reads this) Well, maybe because from far, orange and black could give the impression of a tiger. Thanks to Geri's theory, 3/4 equals TIGER now

Such a long holiday, chinese celebrating their one and only new year!

HAPPY NEW YEAR!!

For some, the holidays are a short one. Time flies when you're having fun and for those who don't celebrate this festive occasion, its just boredom. Chinese new year concert rocks my socks on! A loud "WOOH" was given by andersonians when the indonesian scholars went out to their performance. Something tells me that some of the teachers cheeredto bring more atmosphere for the memorable concert. I felt kinda insecure listening to the rap by thePRC scholars, well, for us none chinese, we'll never know if they are cursing us! Scaryyyy. And i seriously thought i heard my name being mentioned by the "lead singer" Either they are cursing or announcing how pretty i look that morning. HAHA!

On the other hand, crime is still up my sleeves
Fallen, Spyke and Lupus wriggled our way into making a blue nametag. It feels nice wearing one in a 2008 sec3 class. Before i forget, 3/4 has the most number of tall guys. Its like looking at skyCRAPPERS. With Clint, Hilmi, YongJia, Sean, Gabriel, JianShen, Daili, we can easily grab the captain's ball title. No worries for the other classes, as 2/1 '07 proved that short people too can win! Well we only have JianShen(not much of a difference, hope he doesn't read this)

I'm getting tanner and tanner(note i din use the word dark) since last wednesday. Been playing under the Sun, WEDNESDAY-soccer, THURSDAY-me and my cousin cycled from ecp all the way into changi safra chalet and rested in the men's changin room, JUST FOR THE AIR-CON! and also the memories of the absolutely fantastic class=)

Off to do homework
Promise i will update more
(freak, chemistry extra class tomorrow)

FU for chem

Fuselage

2007-10-25T20:26:00.000+08:00

I'm dedicating this entry, specially for 1one'06 and 2one'07. I say we had had so much fun together. You guys are forever in my heart, always.

I would like to thank my close friends, Syazwan, Zul and Shafeeq for supporting me all this while. You guys never fail to make me laugh. We really had some spectacular adventures together, from glass to rooftop. Words can't really explain how sad i am currently now leaving the class, and those who share the same heartbeat as me.

I regretted that i did little for our 2 years together. I'm sorry and please forgive me, forgive what i've done. I promise i will start breaking the habit(if there's any) No more sorrow for me as we do have some memorable times together, at least. I know you guys haven't given up on me. I bleed it out, the fun, everything.

I will miss you guys, really. As a class treasurer, its always my job to collect coins and notes. I know it's hard to just give a huge sum of amount just like that. I'm sorry. I hope we use this money well for the end of year class chalet which is just around the corner. Most of all, thank you people for making our 2 years together the best in my life.

We might be in the same class again next year. Well, we MIGHT, some of us. Noone other than my own blood can bring joy and laughter in my life. And please do remember that 2one is equal to 39+1. I am referring to the man, none other than meng hong. I hope, you people forgive him. I know its hard. But please. Without him, we're not 2one as all of our hearts beat together. Everytime it beats, the everlasting blood of 2one flows through us. He's human and human do have feelings. Meng Hong if you ever read this post, i would like to say sorry incase i've ever hurt you. I'm really sorry. I know i've bullied and irritated you a lot. Forgive me.

2one is everything to me. I love you guys. Check the meaning of love in the dictionary. It's in my blood, deep inside, deeper into every haemogloblin in every red blood cell.

The Hearts of 2one

Jun Wei
the soul who softens the heart of every girl everytime he shows hsi vocals

Cerlyn
the girl with magnificent fingers that work well with pencils and paint

Yanru
the best web/blog designer i've seen in many years

Guo Wei
the only one with a mindset of a striker in 2one soccer team

Meng Hong
heart of patience, had endured the pain he got everyday

Frederick
technology maniac, you do not need to give him your account. He will just hack it

Jane
all-rounded student, together with an all-rounded guy(;

Jian Shen
he may be a giant but he is nice inside, say no to dwarfs or trolls

Yao Hong
grown from a heart of a pea to a heart of a giant beanstalk, changed alot since but still too mute

Tamaryn
reminds me of my taekwondo days, deadly with and without weapons

Wei Xuan
a gay partner, the guy who didn't even grumble when asked to share a locker

Yanning
a kind-hearted geography representative, smiles to everyone she sees

Yeow Peng
once branded pervert and still pervert, you'll never know what sounds he will create

Jia Xin
a jubilant girl with many jokes and riddles to share, friendly and interesting

Qi Jin
a very supportive girl, supports you in every way. Thanks Qi Jin

Zhao Ting
(x+a)(x+b)=? the guy who laughs at maths questions instead of grumbling about it. Never in my life i see him scratch his head during a maths paper

Hilmie
(??) hmmm, you guys tell me

Syazwan
Michael Jackson's gone wild, forget gloves moonwalks, lets freeze and flare instead

Shafeeq
sometimes, being short is a good thing. Small but noisy. Empty vessel makes the most noise? maybe the eng rep can help me give a better and suitable idiom

Zulhilmi
the beast with spykes, anyone wanna join me investigate why the barbarians flee when zul intefere with them? Wow!

Jia Le
almost the speed of light, fast reaction unlike me

Farah
thrown her spectacles and hairstyle changed, fashion boggart

Hadirah
where's my tanktop?! the daughter in a skit performance

Syafiqah
a clover guide with good language

Nur Amira
another fashion boggart. Go yescom!

Afiqah
many expressions installed into this little girl, very friendly. Love is in the air

Nurul Amira
a malay dancer turns emo in school

Azira
's the name, random-nisation's my game!

Mei Na
Top in class, top among girls!(height) responsible chairman for term 1 and 2

Phyllis
punked hair throws ball into the net! Don't cry because of 2one yea? Hyper-ventilated girl

Rebecca
crap! she's clever! Infocomm soul

Su Xian
without her, we won't have gone far for IPW during 1/1'06. RLXOFA's in my mind baby!

Sylvia
maid or wife? argh, i'm confused. Watch What has happened? starRing Sylvia!

Fang Xian
crowned bravest girl Hilmie has ever seen. Buy more tidbits during history! I mean eat!

Minyi
The best godsis i've ever had. The sis i've most loved :E is for Evil
:C is for Criminal :) is for happy. Will see you again someday

Wei Long
Please don't call him large, very strong with great stamina. Also a love doctor

Wei Da
Lets play guess the fruit! Your hair's quite long now! Longest in 1one and 2one trilogy

Yun Jin
people call you lame, i call you the same ;) also the girl i've known since primary school. Go chinese orchestra/guides!!

Bertrice
a class chairman for 2 terms, patient and aims when scoring, Who doesn't? Hmmm

Ting Hui
the best seat partner i've ever had in these 2 years. TLG all the way. Thanks for everything Ting Hui(=

With lots of love,

he has been
Muhammad Hilmie Bin Nordin(17)
Canislupus Xenobeta-Werewolf
MHBN

All the best

Reasons

2007-10-16T11:29:00.000+08:00

Thanks
to those readers out there who really love this INVERSE
not because of its design, shades, colours, TAGBOARD(soul) and etc
but because of its wonderful, yet entertaining account by the irresponsible being who rarely or never updates his blog. He had to apologise to THE BLOGGER MANAGEMENT for wasting a website just for the INVERSE and therefore he promised he WILL repeat this attitude again.

And now i declare Canis Lupus back in the all new series of INVERSE starting today.

Yunjin: this blog's back! muaha. thanks for ANNOUNCING though.

Meng Hong (who calls himself xiao boi)(big mistake to put the boi there):yes menghong, i updated! and stop changing ur url. Update me on your LATEST URL.

Ting Hui: yo fellow mate, thanks for the wish(=

Qijin: O.o pls explain in less than 100 words why this blog is unique. I doubt those readers WONT want to hear or read why the above fact is true.

fallen: hey mate, my blog is dead but his soul rests peacefully. and pls declare your blog url. thanks

And now

My absence in updating the INVERSE was short and not that long. And this blog is never dead. Thanks to those taggers out there, really appreciate your 10 sec to tag something here. The reason for my absence is that i had to pursue in the search for wolfberries as my condition is getting worse. Those laughing now reading that sentence, hold your eyes and continue reading ahead.

Wolfberries are potion that will last one's werewolf period until a day i.e 24 hours. I was out of wolfberries therefore every evening i will be away deep in the forest searching for this wonderful yet powerful antidote. I only need this during the time of the full moon. Yes.

For another explanation of my abandonment, let me share with you my tale of my fatal escapades due to the end of year exams(i know its over but...)

Its because i was away in the globe searching for secret information that i was somehow confident there would be unseen questions that will appear in the EOYs.

Due to my abnormal lack of speech, i shall end this post now

Till next time,
fangs and potions
i give you my salutations...

when i say shotgun you say wedding----shotgun wedding, shotgun wedding

2007-08-28T20:17:00.000+08:00

28 august 2007
the morning in the month of august where the i'm vulnerable under the moonlight.
a full one.

one of the x-oist members claimed that we'll be seeing two moons today. How to survive two, when having one is as pain as experincing nuclear power? Spyke randomed and told his victims that the werewolf will have two heads instead of one because of the presence of two bright full moons. Only those potentially dim-witted ones will approve of this magnificent theory.

Meng Hong has a blog of his own. When we exclaim anything from his blog, he'll shush us up smiling at the same time blushing by the fact that we actually remembered what he wrote and being embarrassed about it. That is Meng Hong. THE ONE AND ONLY.
Soccer is every guys favourite leisure OR pasttime. Yet too much of it can take over your life AND result in getting a tick beside your name on the ANDERSON SECONDARY SCHOOL dc records list. Well of course, for the randomiser, not the 1st time but the erm. I better not mention it cos ladies and gentlemen, there're just too many..

The battle between canislupus and ascalon is about to start. What do you get if u cross a werewolf and vampire at the same time? Brilliant, that's right. You get a battle. If anyone has zaff from 2/2 msn add, you should understand clearly.

Egg yolk is white or egg yolk are white?
hmmm

keep thinking. do some research if you need to and WANT TO. Answer will be given in the next post.

Today, is when i literally gripped my hand on a 22-inch taurus revolver during live firing at home academy. 12 cadets were allowed to shoot at their own time and own target and one time. meaning 12 cadets standing beside one another shooting on their own targets infront of them. Each row is called a detail. I was at the 7th detail in my full uniform being tip toppted minus my faded boots. The revolver was there on the table infront of me. Yes the revolver. A tool that can kill. And right beside it lay, 12 golden bullets in their own rack waiting for the owner to insert each and everyone of them into the silver babe. One revolver can hold 6 bulets at a time so one has to reload it(add another six) once the previous' six were used.

Each detail will be accompanied by a teacher officer, one from every school in the ang mo kio area and i was quite lucky to have my own teacher officer, mr dennis koh right behind guiding.

i clipped my target into the clipper and a button was being pressed somewhere behind us and all our targets were being pulled away from us for 10m. It was like any action movie where there is firing. What a very nice atmosphere to end a life with the babe in my hand.

"Details, put on your ear mufflers and goggles"
just realised these items beside the revolver on its left. Put on my mufflers only since i used four eyes during that firing.

I fired 6 ,reloaded and another 6. The trigger was'nt hard and you push it like pushing any other toy gun. But this time, they were not plastic darts, air or any pallettes! They were killing bullets and all 12 went through the targetted area infront of me.

I realised my potential in killing now, that i will be a sharpshooter one day. Too bad that was just a practice and there were no classification. Only next year we'll take it again and this time classified, and if you scored 9/12 and above, you'll be regarded as a marksman and ought to receive the marksmanship badge. 12/12 for practice. Next year?
We'll see

Ivan didn't find the double pressure on the trigger and almost dropped his babe when he tried a different firing method. The gun recoiled too much and as i said, he almost dropped it. The revolver is as heavy as your hex saw in the dnt room.

When i say shotgun you say wedding
SHOTGUN WEDDING SHOTGUN WEDDING
(check the meaning in dictionary)

Till next time

Don't ever be laced with nitroglycerin

2007-08-17T18:14:00.000+08:00

Its been long since i posted and im here again. I will never leave my blog unattended (again) Never

The exam period has just ended today on 17 August 2007. I wonder who gives a damn about the english grammar test-told at the eleventh hour by the woman herself. The fuselagers had their letter test today and the super teacher wrote duration of the paper on the board with the font arial size 198. If only there was a hole at the back of the class through 2/8, some from their class will be able to see the pretty face of miss loh(sp?) as they wouldn't want to bother about studies like how we 2/1 is now.

Who's your hero? Classical game. She hoped she made us smile about this brilliant game but instead we gave her 100% ignorance and gave her one of the deathly hallows-the invisibilty cloak. Spyke will just pop up behind me when doing my assignment and claimed he had finished it before me. They will just walk around the class while me, Hilmie, will be in the pokemon world at the back of the class hoping that my phone will be visible to her.

Back to the topic. Hero. Static's group chose cristiano ronaldo as their beloved hero and of course static was the one who begged them to choose that dirty bag to be their hero. Described as skilfull and some other positive characteristics, he purposely left out the negative ones about that winger from manchesterunited fc. Coincidentally, the next day, the newspaper revealed how good this ronaldo is. He was given a red card and was sent off the field due to his temper. The next day lupus and spyke decided to bring out that topic and static will just TRY his best to intervene our minds to adore him. He was on ronaldo's side saying that the opposition team talked bad about his family-look, we have another zidane case. This time promotion, no headbutt!

The school should replace their height and weight one shot machine, frowning faces from those who dreamt that they were taller than what was recorded by mdm lim. This is our school people. Yes, OUR school. Meng Hong celepbarted his birthday today and we threw him a taupok. With the combination of wei long and jianshen, ouch, that's light alright..Even before we tried to get him lying on the floor, vulgarities were shot but they simply missed our spirit to make him remember his 14 th birthday. Red was the colour of the day for menghong's face today. Dunno if he's shy cos vulgarities, yet again, were his main weapon.

All the best mrs wong. A boy or a girl? Hmm, we'll see then. We will always remember you as our cheerful scince teacher and ofcourse FORM TEACHER OF FUSELAGE 2!

Look at the bright side. Mr Ivan Gng(eh?) is going to take over chapter 5. Finally that amazing chapter. It will be nothing new to most of the boys and some of the girls. YES girls too. Hey he's a male teacher, and he will be on our side when the topic starts next week. Muahaha

and that cigarette box
on the table they just so
happen to be laced
with
nitroglycerin

Im a new cancer

MPA

2007-07-28T21:15:00.000+08:00

The rise of the mrs poh's army

Recruiting heirs for the association and finding the suitable day we'll send our army against e dark side. And yet another harry potter book out. This time more action-packed titled the deathly hallows. Harry Potter is yet to be described as one of the most pathetic hero ever created. Cant deny about his raging bravery and courage. But haven't you people realise the structure behind the mind of JK Rowling? Harry Potter can't do anything by himself. He needs his friends, his army, the order. Without them, he'll have not gone this far and made it to the seventh book.

Her books are 3d. Everything happen around you as you read it. But always, she has problems finding the perfect way to end a novel. She fast forwarded the whole thing and brought forward the time 19 years later. And ending the series with "All was well." Pretty neat huh? Too neat i suppose.

And again fictional characters have taken the heart of mr Lupus. I'm infact in love with the red haired witch-Ginny Weasley. A brave girl. Adding as a bonus, Bonnie Wright acted the role as ginny starting in her 1st debut in The Sorcerer's Stone. And now she turned into a perfect woman again with the role of the only daughter in the weasleys family in The Order Of Phoenix. My yet good friend, Soma, is now in love with e only witch in the trio, hermione. He's terribly obsessed with her. Lets rip those witches out of their world soma! Thumbs down to cho chang starring katie leung. Not attractive at all. Spat

9.33pm saturday, looking outside the frosty window and met the almost perfect full moon. Its just a matter of time now. My face will inch itself forward. Skin having the different shades of grey. Its just a matter of time. One more day and...

Congratulations to the ever sweet clover guides, the campfire was in fact a memorable one. It will be perfect if there were no scouts. Like a piece of hazardous material put into my eyes seeing them hugging one another around the campfire having their butts facing us spectators. Thumbs down for e scouts. Especially Bishan Park, they will run round the whole hall, as though there was a rugby match with the typical oval shaped ball everyone's chasing after.

Spyke ended the campfire officially with a pull down pants session. Prashan was having his whole body reacting to the beat in the finale when spyke pulled his pants down and revealed his underwear. Prashan came laughing agreeing to his plan to pull others down not wanting to be the only victim. My pants were pulled down by the same idiot and i gave a free whack on his butt. The next victim was Imran, but this time prashan was e one who pulled it, imran's reaction was terrible as he only pulled up his pants 5 seconds after it was brought down. Anything can happen in 5 seconds my fellow friends. With girls ooing him, well who knows?

The scouts rampaged making their way heading out from school just after the MC said "thank you" leaving the infocomms, clover guides and some of the npcc boys carrying those grey fading benches down from e hall back to the canteen. Scouts suck! Guess what, after our np training yesterday, some of them past us and murmured "look at their rank." Go and die! Prashan made his way and replied with a "look at their uniform, what shit colour sia, make my eyes pain only." Dunno why they still have scouts as a cca in secondary school when they have other uniform groups.

2 more weeks to the real thing, NDP parade in our school. Look out for lupus in the colours party. He will be marching behind the NPCC flag. Watch him! Congratulations to zul who will be escorting the guides flag. Prashan escorting the school flag. Sherlocks will be in the GOH itself, easy to support him. The normal method will do it-look out for e shortest.

Finally the thing thats bothering me was let out via a two-pieced parchment starting with a

Mr Lupus, Fallen and Spyke proudly presents
.....

Supposed to have sherlocks in it too but he was way at the front, missed the fun eh?

Love's in the air in 2/1. Surprisingly more likes and dislikes have grown among us. Some getting more mature. Taller, some cant seem to grow at all. And of course one remained untouched. The same if one wants to compare him with the sec1 class photo with this year's. How sad, knowing everything's gonna end this year.

One more thing before i end this post. I don't ask for it. You people reckon i love collecting money? I have to contribute the same amount you did. I dont want any money to be collected from you people anymore, i dont have any choice. Don't give me that face when i ask for money to be collected, to me, it seems that im a beggar walking around collecting the supposedly "donations" from the passers-by.

The problem is..

I'm not
Why?
Cos i've a heart too

One of the MPA

Game > Life

2007-07-09T16:23:00.000+08:00

This is the problem with mr lupus

He treats everything like a dead or alive game

The story

Hilmie took a quick glance at the back, the ball was in the air moving towards the goal

The ball sent by my teammate was not strong and fast enought to break the fortress of the goalkeeper

A quick finish should do the trick

The problem was..

No one else was there

Only me, the goalkeeper and the ball two metres from the ground

Eyes were on me

I knew that there was something to be done

But what?!

The answers were all around my head

Cant deny that they're there

Which one was it?

I just have to catch one

Yes, just one

There were no blood and strength in my head that moment. Head the ball into the goal? No, that's not the option. Something weird struck me. Something i knew that is impossible. NO. Nothing's impossible, why not take a chance? A risk.

The ball was still in the air, Hilmie tapped the ball with his right foot gently sending it in the air AGAIN, this time higher.

Not knowing that the goalkeeper,Twice my body weight, like a bull headin for the red cloth.

He leaped into the air, i could feel it, the earth felt so much lighter.

I retrieved my right foot from the air trying to make a perfect landing, and at the same time waiting for the size five soccer ball to bounce into the goalpost.

BUT

I forgot something, what goes up must come down, Newton's law, gravity.

My werewolf sense brought me into play.

The goalkeeper was brought back down to earth due to gravity.

But it was different,

he didnt land on the cemented floor

Together with his body weight, he SLAMMED ON MY LEFT BIG TOE

I smiled when i took a quick glance at the toe, it looked normal

Really normal

Play on

It was a disastrous night for me. I couldnt sleep, i was screaming out all the taboo words. Yes all, some that i dont even know. It was german i guess.

Its either the blood vessel or the first metatarsal

A fracture perhaps

Or its history repeating itself, but now to my left big toe

recap

(last yr it was my right thumb)

Last year i broke one of the veins in my right thumb

during shuttle run NAPFA

The problem now is

i can't even feel that toe

i can't move it

The feeling is like having funnybone continuously

ONLY WORSE

Bone or vein?

We'll find out on wednesday

To SATA for x-ray

"Cause it feels so empty without me"

For life

2007-06-28T21:23:00.000+08:00

Breathe in breathe out
lets go

It's turns to a stage, they're gone, and this spotlight is on. And I'm singing...

When I'm gone, just carry on, don't mourn. Rejoice every time you hear the sound of my voice. Just know that I'm looking down on you smilingAnd I didn't feel a thing, So baby don't feel no pain. Just smile back!

So here I go is my shot. Feet fail me not couse maybe the only opportunity that I got...

You better lose yourself in the music, the moment. You own it, you better never let it go. You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to blow. This opportunity comes once in a lifetime.

But no matter how many fish in the sea. It will be so empty without me...

Now this looks like a job for me. So everybody just follow me. Course we need a little controversy Course it feels so empty without me.

I'ma meet you at the club we going to fuck these hoes up...

One shot two shot three shot four shots. All I hear is gunshots this is where the fun stops. Bodies drop hit the floor music's off. Parties stop, everybody hit the door someone's lickin shots off

Fa shizzel my wizzel, this is the plot Listen up, You bizzels forgot slizzel does not give a fuck...

Till the roof comes off, Till the lights go out. Till my legs give outCan't shut my mouth.Till the smoke clears out. And my high burn outI'ma rip this shit till my bones collapse.Till the roof comes off. Till the lights go out. Till my legs give outCan't shut my mouth. Till the smoke clears outAm I high, perhaps? I'ma rip this shit till my bones collapse.

I'm off running, so get off of meI'm not slowing the softening...

No apologies, nah suckers I'm not sorry. You can all sue me; y'all could be the cause of me. No apologies, y'all feeling the force of me. No remorse for me, like there was no recourse for me. No apologies, not even acknowledging you at all. Till I get a call that God's coming. No apologies, laugh fuckers, its all funnyI can spit in your face while you're standing across from me. No apologies.

I don't mean to be mean but that's all I can be is just me...

And I am, whatever you say I am. If I wasn't, then why would I say I am? In the paper, the news everyday I am. Radio won't even play my jam. Cause I am, whatever you say I am. If I wasn't, then why would I say I am? In the paper, the news everyday I am. I don't know it's just the way I am.

Is that gay? I just need to clear things up. Til then i'll just walk around with a manly strut because...

Cause I ain't got no legs! Or no brain, nice to meet you. Hi, my name is...I forgot my name! My name was not to become what I became with this level of fame. My soul is possessed by this devil my new name is....Rain Man.

There's no control, he just lets his emotions go. Come on...

Sing with me, sing for the year. Sing for the laughter, sing for the tear. Sing with me, just for today. Maybe tomorrow, the good Lord will take you away.

Till then just sit your drunk ass on that fuckin runway hoe...

I know you want me baby,I think I want you too. I think I love you baby. I think I love you too,I'm here to save you girl,Come be in Shady's world,I wanna grow together,Lets let our love unfurl,You know you want me baby,You know I want you too,They call me Superman,I'm here to rescue you,I wanna save you girl,Come be in shady's world. Oh boy you drive me crazy.
Bitch you make me hurl.

Maybe that's why the first time I dotted your eye. You ain't see a sign...

Or maybe you did Maybe you like me and stuff. Maybe cuz we're crazy in love. Crazy on you. Crazy on you. Let me go crazy, crazy on you.

Oops my CD just skippedAnd everyone just heard you let one rip...

Now I'm gonna make you danceIt's your chanc. eYeah boy shake that ass. Oops I mean girl girl girl girl. Girl you know you're my world. Alright now lose it(HA-HA-HA-HA-HA). Just lose it(HA-HA-HA-HA-HA)Go crazy(HA-HA-HA-HA-HA)Oh baby(HA-HA)Oh baby, baby(HA-HA).

Women wave your pantyhose, sing the chorus and it goes...

I'm Slim Shady, yes I'm the real Shady. All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating. So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up,please stand up, please stand up.

Laugh roll you and smoke the ashes...

I see the light at the end. But every time I take a step, it gets dim. Tell me is this hell we're livin in?If so, heaven's got to be better. But if we're hellbound, whatever, let's go down.

Shady records⌐

R.I.P

Escapade

2007-06-22T19:08:00.000+08:00

Plan1 crushed

scribbling down plan2

I'm dead
dead
dead

New timetable out
was hoping MW and PE WONT fall on the same day

We will be wearing pe attire for only one day in one week
Uniform doesnt go on me
Yellow and black= YES!

All the major "homework assigned" on monday
LIT EL MTL SCI MA
Dunno HOW to chiong already
2 more malay compos to complete
dnt toys on wheels proposal

Is there any reason to give those humans?

like-sir, we do all these work, will you mark?

theres a teacher in OUR school
We give all our assignments
He wont mark
Our march's works haven return

Seriously, what for give us alot of stuffs to do during holidays when they know that all of them are going to fall on their own desk somehow?

Finding work for themselves?
RUBBISH
They dont make sense

Few more days to school

Good stuffs and bad stuffs

Bad ofcourse cos of homeworks
Good cos can see HUMANS

Miss my dearest friends
and ANDERSON grounds

tsk tsk

______________________________________________________________________

Wonder what the brothers gonna do?
Its like every episode, we will be " wah die, no hope"
" this time surely cannot escape one"
" (hide under blanket) "

The brilliant director will twist the whole episode and make sure all our guesses and thoughts of whats gonna happen the next episode ARE WRONG

PrisonBreak for life!

Crime Legacy
Canis Lupus

Sorry

2007-06-12T15:35:00.000+08:00

I salute all of you who always no matter what visit the INVERSION
I'm sorry, No posts this month
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.
.
.
.
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except for this one of course
Stop diggin for reasons to defame my blog

why?

This is the month of June my fellow friends
What can i post about?
my pencilbox? 2pac? my house toilet bowl?
(those above are random and have no meaning)
(stop reading between lines eventhough you sometimes should)

You see, this are the June holidays, nothing interesting, dirty has happened.
We're at home!
Everyday we wake up we will sure see a banner pasted, glued, nailed on the ceiling
written
start with the letter h and with letter k
e and w in the middle

h _ _ e w _ _ k
figure it out yourselves
i bet most of you HAVENT complete them
They, teachers, call this a holiday?

Me, Canis Lupus, does not think so!

Left literature, mt and dnt!
ergh

So yea, what can i post about? Nothing
No school life this month
No one to discriminate mainly
No more products
Liposuction failed

why?

i want to see F that size everyday
AHH
sorry
rather dont see her

All the best my friends(sarcasm here)

Russell Peters

2007-06-02T16:09:00.000+08:00

Greetings my fellow friends

Nothing much to write. Nothing interesting really happened these days.
Been working on the liposuction. Quite a difficult project. There's just too much fat to be sucked out. F! IT!

Russell Peters is the man! My man.
The representative from Tamil Tigers, Ghetto Kid(Prashan) introduced this guy to me.

Beware! He's abit , erm no VERY RACIST!
Racism is in the air.
Well mostly in Anderson.
Our school has a high rate of racism.
When's racial harmony?
Friendly speaking, i think we should have racial harmony everyday. Tsk Tsk

Introducing Russell Peters' "Be a Man"

http://youtube.com/watch?v=-qtrAMK7_Qk

I'm not putting the video here
It will lagg alot if i do.

Its worth watching. Get your mouse arrow on the link and just click it!

SIMPLE

Salutations!
(worth watching)

Inversion

2007-05-30T22:19:00.000+08:00

To inverse or not to be inverse?

Hmmm
Shakespeare will be angry if he read that BUT

anyway

Look at the blogskin!!
Different? Different?

The wall has been inversed!
The wall has been inversed!
The wall has been inversed!

The moon is round
feeling the changes now

Salutations

Guess who's back?

2007-05-28T19:30:00.000+08:00

Guess who's back
back again
Hilmie's back
tell my friends

Now everyone report to the damn wall
to the damn wall
now everyone to report to the damn wall
alright stop
Its story time...

Alright, thousands of apologies to my friends out there. Wonder how i should arrange the latest news! anyway

BODYGLOVE IS BACK!

It all happened today. Okay how shall i start

After pythagoros theorem with mdm hee, the republik melayus + chinaman headed to the court! The efficient street soccer court! Went to play ball. Alright, syazwan's yellow plus blue ball stucked in the flora things called the TREE. Loads of work from the man himself + c.lupus. We used the 5kg netball bet pole and started poking into the FLORA.

First poke!=SHIT! No hope larr syazwan

Second poke=Hang on, what's that?

Third poke=Something round rolled dramatically from the tree and +bounce+ the thing went.

What a relief from syazwan but WAIT!

Yes its a ball! But its not yellow! neither blue!

Its white. OH! NETBALL!

Brilliant! He lost a soccer ball and gained a NETBALL!
Feeling disappointed he played with the gayball and brought the ball home as a cover incase roars were thrown to him when he stepped a foot into his house.

Enough

Mr Lupus remembered that he touched his wallet when he was kicking tarzan's punctured ball in the "field". Mr Spyke too claimed he saw my wallet lying on the floor. Brilliantly he IGNORED it as though its a speck of dust. Thank you very much mr Spyke!

Today, me checked the GO for the presence of my bodyglove. and she said NOOOO.

(shall not elaborate)

went back and received a call from school, said they found a brown wallet and saw a handsome photo in it. It should be me, So went back to school and checked.

YES, BODYGLOVE. ITS ME! THE PHOTO!
money inside, ezlink inside, timezone inside, heart inside! the wallet..

erm yea of course.

So when i was in 2/1 last friday, why didnt i think of tracing back to the dark room, erm dnt room to search for my wallet?

ALL BECAUSE OF MR SPYKE
(i love blaming others)

He confirmed that he saw it on the floor! that's why!, because of you spyke, uhuh, because of you!

But dont ya worry, Bodyglove's back, having my hands rubbing all over it Oo.

Till next time

bodyglove

2007-05-26T15:40:00.000+08:00

I don't know if it's magic. Let me tell you how it all happened.

After an amazing lecture sessions during dnt with the man himself, i counted my steps back to class 2/1. Found out that the homeecians were not back. Played with minyi's toy on wheels. Dropped a few times. Balanced it on the seesaw on level 1 outside 3/9.

Okay

The republik melayus played passed juggled the punctured basketball IN the "field" in our class. Nice brilliant moves from the man himself. It was fun until one person came to join us. I shall not mention his name. When juggling playing etc, i love to touch my butt pocket-of course checking for the presence of the body glove wallet. Checked. My mind was onto the game. Until, one time. At 9.46am! touched the butt pocket and alas it was as smooth as my butt! That wasn't a good thing. There should be a hump(not shit mind you). At once, i could tell me wallet dropped.

C.Lupus turned 180 degrees clockwise and looked at the "grass". It wasn't there. my wallet. not there! He began to panic. He lapped around the field several times. Checked under the flag. Wasn't there! i started to panic part 2. Brilliantly, mr soul fought with menghong. That was your fault meng hong. Don't condemn cca. Condemn the man himself. Nice brilliant shouts from soul from his brilliant soul! Meng hong put on a mask that he wasn't scared. Amazingly he retreated and went out of class. In this chapter of 2/1 2007, there wasnt a real climax! Everything was! There was round 2 but different competitors.

Introducing mr tarzan and mr striker!
Fight!

At the same time.

Introducing mr tannhauser and mr dreamer.
Fight!

Gay fights from tannhauser + dreamer. Not exciting at all. Brilliant punches from mr tarzan to mr striker. He instantly received instant effects when a fist came straight towards tarzan's head. There was a showstopper.
Teng teng teng.
Fight's over my friend! Two arms came stretched high up in the air stopping the strentgh og\f tarzan and striker. Its not the referree! its not a teacher. Its mr c.lupus. There were phews from the crowd. And a blow came straight to c.lupus' head from tarzan. I hope he was aiming at striker. But i blocked! Sacrificing my head protecting his head.

On the other ring. Mr tannhauser and dreamer stopped fighting. looking at how mr lupus managed to stop the ring 1 fight, I think they were amazed by the strength of mr lupus.

Mr tarzan was very angry and the mathsgenius, soul, striker, and tannhauser retreated and when to x. Dunno where they went.

Mr tarzan looked outside the window near at his sitting position. I think he was amazed at how the bird shit dropped from the sky wheezing towards the ground floor. He began to wonder how mr newton discovered the law of gravity! thanks to the apple. he grabbed his bag and went out of the class. He slammed his tarzan's hands into the whiteboard. BANG! The crowd held their breath.

Mr lupus went around searching for bodyglove. He walked. -step step step-

If the wallet dropped from the butt pocket, it should land on the field. it cant fly. Gravity pulls everything down. It should be there isn't it.
UNLESS

1) there are brilliant thieves who managed to bend down instantly picking up the wallet from the field and went out of class.

2)or when the three matches from mr soul to mr tannhauser-they accidentally kicked the wallet and flew amazingly outside the class and coincidentally people picked it up and ran with it. Like everyting was planned.

3)frame! The thief picked it and inserted into other peopled bag. This is possible! Checked the peoples bag. Not there!

4)Unless they followed t-bag's way. Put the loot somewhere else. and wait for a clear sign by an accomplice. and run away with body glove!

Come on listen up. Im sure i dropped it in class. And its not in class now! One of the things above has happened. It should be my clasmates. NOONEELSE. no one entered. i asked almost everyone. they said no. When i ask you, i'm not accusing you. im sorry menghong incase my words made you misunderstand me. i wasnt acccusing you. Hey, know wad. You guys have removed my trust against all of you. it should be one of the 39! you dont agree? STATE WHY! It cant just disappear. I dont believe in magic. 9.46am lost next minute GONE! HOW?

I dont trust any of you anymore minus my sister and other good frens. This is enough. One of you must be playing punk with me.

Where is the wallet? This is not too late. You can still return it to me.

Lost it in class. CONFIRMED!

Body glove brown wallet with yellow streaks!

salutations!

one and only

2007-05-22T18:51:00.000+08:00

one year older! i think my age is 14.

Shall start this lovely post with CMH

You see. ONLYFORCMH is the name of the product. It is for every pet owners. dog owners to be prescise(what a mistake!) i dunno why you its not happy about me creating this product. i'm only helping. Unless you sort of feel guilty that you've been giving troubles to the PEOPLE around you? Is that so? We dont understand you CMH. If you hear us reply to you, you are lucky. Consider yourself being lucky.

Why?

To tell it the truth, when it ask us something, we wont understand. Never! If we reply-it means we want to know what you're talking about because because? we believe that responding to you will shut you up.

How to reply when we cant comprehend?

Simple

We were testing our luck. example

One and only: (barks)
Human race: huh?

if we say huh? what will the dog do? it will continue barking making sure we understand. First priority to him is to let us know. He will be dam excited. But! he's wrong

We shall instead

Human race: ooooohh. yes brilliant meng hong!

If he continues barking, you ought to

Human race: ahhhhhh. apaapapap!

Prevent him from talking by making noises to yourself. Dont cause noise pollution my friend. Unlike the chinaman.

Simple!!!

I can see the future for menghong. he will dig good marks for geog under topic-transports!

Miss sheela:what are the types of transports?
one and only: cars!!! ooh, trains!!! waahh

its like one interested dog answering to the poor nigre. Like? nevermind.
Dogs man-bestfriends? brilliant. Who actually created that quote? Hmmm

Superman returns! tamil movie! nowadays everything's gonna change into that structure. One good thing will sure to happen. Why cant they just die? Watching superman is like watching spiderman 3 just for the credits. Hah! makes sense! loads of sense.

I shall end this post. I know you people love reading it. Dont worry, cos they will be more characters! Mr Ne-yo! pronounce properly.

Being fourteen sucks! It doesnt help at all. Your birthday you get present from every subject teachers. Present. Beautiful "scoldings". i'm afraid of you mr armpit. VERY VERY afraid. Ooo
Howling in the cinemas!

Credits
.........
Hilmie
........
Canislupus
.........
MHBN
.........

Diamond butt

2007-05-18T21:55:00.000+08:00

Greetings my fellow readers. Today i shall explain about two. As we know the number after one! also! before three! But i think most of you have heard of the diamond butt woman. We shall know her.

Reckon she was born in 1945, two years after mr armpit. Even now she's teaching in anderson prison school. You may scratch your heads now my people. I think the question now isss"What is she doing here?"

You see, she is still a miss. Not mrs. Never mr!

There are reasons to everything my friends. Number one: maybe she was married to a HANDSOME young man.

-they divorced
-handsome because..there is no such thing as perfect couple. One good-looking, the other must be unattractive. This is law of navigation. thank you mr leadershit. I learnt lots!
-even! she's unattractive! Everyone will agree on this. Diamond butt!

We boys love sexy curves. But, diamond butt is way to curvy. Reminds me of the long blue curve ruler.

I shall say why i bring out this topic, beacuse..

We had a fun session from 740 to 9.15 today! Oralcy. Brilliant. Mr CMH was the last to read. Look, diamond said that she's gonna oral us(dont laugh my friends) yesterday that is 17 may 2007. Why cant she conduct oralcy during leadershit?? Why during games?

Congratulations to my sister. Proud of you. Nice speech! You learnt alot from ONLYFORCMH.

Eyecandy, i shall remove the letter L from my class tee. Curse the class tee printer. We shall. 2 hearts? Not complete

Today we have brilliant emos in our class. Number 8 is brilliant. Go field shout "fuck **** ****!!!" And my fans, mr 8 actually creAted a wallpaper (FUCK **** ****) Those interested can get the wallpaper from him. Black background white words! contrasting! Protectorates and antarctic!

Number 8 was a very good tarzan today. He shouted everywhere.

All these because of perfect diamond butt. A product shall be created. A sharpener!! We shall shape her butt to rectangle!!! So that she can sit! No need waste energy to tell us to bring chair for her. "make sure its clean" -.-" we shall put kotex on it and wait for her 1001 reactions.

So my suggestion is to boycott her class. Sleep MORE during her class. Why MORE? We've been sleeping all the while.

Shall talk about Ne-yo some other time.

BRILLIANT.

I'll be back

leadershit

2007-05-17T20:26:00.000+08:00

I adore the construction workers nowadays. I'm proud of them. the bangladesh work hard. but they receive little. This is not an irony! They are my idol of the man power of future singapore.

(irony begins)

Hilmie found something common among all indian protectorates. Correction! fat indian protectorates. He found out that all of them carry a "dangerous weapon" created by mr x. The whistle! Mr dnt carries a common blue whistle. Mr leadershit carries a red one. Oh, i shall type out his name. Mr leadershit didnt want us to call him sir, nor teacher. We are SupposeD to call him Mr william pickering/shakespear. William is his name and Whistling is his game. BRILLIANT

He claimed that ITE is the worst journey to aim for. "can you not look down on the ite students?" said number 36 know as mr tan wei long, baby of SKM. He even denied. He said he didnt say that. That was one good example. How brilliant-indian protectorates

Mr Lupus somehow thinks that he's attracted to the doog. COINCIDENTALLY, number 5 was chosen to play the game with him. Ooooo. "Don't think dirty?"exclaimed mr leadershit. Did we even say anything?

Indian protectorates should use face whitening. We often have problem spotting them. And this is not applied to the other indians. Only the protectorates. But i dont think face whiteners actually work on them. Mr Lupus would like to reccommend Sensodyne!

Why sensodyne?

They are for mr sensitives! It doesnt only work on teeth. At least the new doesnt

Sensodyne is a registered trademark of GlaxoSmithKline group of companies. Its famous slogan is "stop the pain and eat what you love". This new product will definitely work for mr leadershit.
There used to be 8 different varieties. Again, no more now.

I shall create the Sensodyne a new type. Currently, they have "whitening control, tartar control, breath control" But specially for mr william. I create Sensodyne-Mouth control

"Don't drag the tables!"(mr leadershit himself was dragging the table from north to south of the class)

"2/1(blow whistle) wheere's your notepad?".........."open your notepad and aim your goals"(he's another mr leong, for goodness sake the school handbook is for homework, targets for EXAMS!, they just dontknow, they cant be bothered)

speaking of goals. "going for recess? thats a goal. going to the toilet thats a goal!" (classes HUHs) "yea we have to aim when we are doing our stuffs(demos). i dunno about girls. i dun think they can"(HE SAID THAT. YES HE DID)

This also proves how pervert an intheyern(pronounce properly) should work) protectorate is. Take for example mr dnt. "put ur leg down thank you" brilliant. This is an irony. Meaning he's been lookin under your chairs all the while. Potential perverts. Beware girls! and even boys(you'll never know)

Why can't indians protectorates have a war in polar regions?

Answer: they are easily spotted! furthermore their brilliant size!

i shall end of with a high definition of the word racism.
Racism is any form of bigotry, prejudice, violence, oppression, stereotyping or other socially divisive practice whose primary basis is the concept of race.

Well i'm not.

Goodbyes and salutations

New dicovery

2007-05-16T17:44:00.000+08:00

C.Lupus claims to have developed a gadget that translates dog barks into human language and plans to begin selling the product -- under the name ONLYFORCMH -- in 2/1,pet stores, gift shops and retail outlets this summer.

Why create this product?

We have difficulty talking to the one and only. Sometimes, although rarely, we want to know or have to know what ITS talking about. Without ONLYFORCMH, we can only hear ITS 1001 different types of barks + whines. Not howls!(Researchers found out only wolves and werewolves howl). We can never understand it. No more now.

The United States is home to about 67 million dogs, more than six times the number in Japan. We do know singapore has dogs! But the thing thats troubling me is; CAN THEY GO TO SCHOOL? my answer last time was of course no. But omg, meng hong proved me wrong, very wrong. They even wear uniforms. SPECTACLES TOO

"We know that fuselage-rs hate the dog so much, so we don't think they will mind spending their time buying this product," Guo Wei, a squad striker, said during an interview at a recent pet products convention in Singapore.

The console classifies each woof, bark or whine into six emotional categories -- happiness, sadness, frustration, anger, assertion and desire -- and displays common phrases, such as "I put inside your pigeon hole already what," "basketball de parr" and of course "i got say you anot!!!! fucker!" that fit the dog's emotional state.

Of course people are always really skeptical at first, but once they see a demo they are amazed and impressed.

While stock last
Sold seperately
You put them together
Batteries not included
Only from C.Lupus and
Only for bastards

HOLIDAY CAMP

2007-05-01T15:39:00.000+08:00

Went to the doc for the 3RD time today. Given a silvery gel to put on my eye. " you have to stuff the cream inside"---what the hell?

Given another mcs for another 2 days-tomorrow and day after tomorrow. ferk! alot of test tomorrow. like around four?

now my eyes are like erm okay? a white patch around the pupil. at the sides all still blood red.

blood flows
blood flows
blood flows
blood flows
blood ----

The alterego

2007-04-29T13:43:00.000+08:00

Okay vandalisers. introducing ALTEREGO the one and only

now with not 1 not 2 BUT THREE NICKS

HILMIE=this type is normal. you can find him almost everyday
Description=talk about family
normal
cheeky type
risktaker

CANISLUPUS or T-17=DANGER, stay away from this type. if u see him in this form, please, ooh for goodness sake. DO NOT GO NEAR HIM!!
Description=red eyes(only if T-17)
serious
very serious
will never talk
very serious
those kind of eyes-should get wad i mean
very serious

MHBN=I hate this form but i have it. Dung! this kind is damn lame. its the hyper type. damn hyper. he will respond in class.
Description=lame?

Should you identify my alterego, please tell me
COS COS COS COS
I myself is confuse about who i am now

sore? sore sore? sore sore sore? SORE!!!!!!!!!

2007-04-28T21:24:00.000+08:00

yea nigre, the man himself is now sitting infront of the com(yes the com, something tt gives out strong light, but yea hes infront of it) the man 1 week without FUN, LAUGHTER, PEACE and JOY. they will say "you so good stay at home"
BUT BUT BUT
he's bored. comeon its boring alright. at least u all can like smell LEONG'S breath, reflect the shine from WONG'S face(tlg geddits it), see LOW'S vibrating hand under his own LEONGS VERSION ARMPIT!!! but, this man, he's alone att home. bedridden. putting DANGEROUSACIDDROPS into my precious eyes!!! can u imagine it? can u imagine something acidIC or alkaliN-IC flowing on ur pupil and entering your WEAK VEINS----UR BLODDY RED VEINS...OOH i'm sorry CORRECTION, NOT IMAGINE, CAN U FEEL THE PAIN?????
CAN YOU??
CAN YOU??
here's a tip, if u happen to get it, do not look into a mirror, ESPECIALLY THOSE WITHOUT THE EXTRA LEG. its like u are one of the ghost cast having a makeover. NEGATIVE MAKEOVERS!---your face is white very very white(i know im tanned, but its white) having red eyes!!!! comeon red and white dont go together!!!!

of course thanks to other man MUHAMMAD SYAFIQ. heard he's okay now. ooh someone told me the other day that two people from 3/5 were sent back because of SORE SORESORE EYES? and luckily wei long u can go school. u miss one day only.

i still think the dog is still playing fetch balls in class. what about the fan U FUCKING BASTARD???? IS IT REPAIRED YET?? WERE U THE ONE WHO REPORTED IT???? NOOO????? tthen? WAD ARE U GOING TO DO ABOUT IT MANN??? ohh sorry, not man. DOGGG???

it must be repaired, if not the main wire inside will burst since the lifewire is already hayWIRED.

still with red eyes though. gonna go school on monday. i'll be like "loook into my eyes!!!" haha. gonna cover it with something glasses? nevermind transparent.

SAY NO TO LYCAN!!
plus red eyes

KL trip 2007

2007-04-01T13:30:00.000+08:00

Im not proud of it. hye, sadd

new blogskin. BUT ITS BETTER IF YOU DO

tomorrow taklimat, should get the itineries(how to spell) by tmr
tuition at 2-left 9 more qns e17

the moon is almost...

Werewolf REBORN!!!

2007-03-02T18:57:00.000+08:00

+screwing in the last screw+

yes! yes! i did it! finally this blog is back! back! yep, stop rubbing ur eyes mann. ITS REALLY REALLY BACK!!!

waah, its been long isnt it. nothing much happened right..now keep wondering why sylvia keeps on doing +the flicking of two fingers on her right eye+

CROSS-COUNTRY 2007

i regretted not running lah. me, syazwan, and zul should have run. ergh. Our class had 4 champions only i think, erm Shafeeq, Yanru, Phyllis, and Minyi!!! WWHY WEI LONG DIN RUN?!?! he should have lorh cover up the marshalls on duty. 3 points leh!! tts alot. WE WILL GET THE CUP AGAIN!! CAPTAINS BALL!! WE MUST WIN IT AGAIN!! Tall noob, lets do it mann!

ooh ya, i lost n found my wallet. this is like the 11th time i lost and found it lah. it was in zul's dad car. phew mannz. then i went back home using the "cheaterbug" method(credits to prashan for the name). i followed zul frm behind wen tappin the ezlink card.me pretended to tap usin my hp =P .B4 tt wen to macs with all zulfadhli, zulhilmi, syazwan, syafiq..ooh we met shafeeq there. Dunno wad happen to his trophy alrd. zul unscrewed the trophy for at least 3 times. now its 45 degrees to the left "senget". then we met asraf, (azizan, hazwani), farah and sofiyah kat fairprice extra, amk hub. the noobs played xbox 720/2 for at least an hour. ooh they played the power rangers game oso, the SPD. Zul played and boasted tt his ranger could fly. wahahaha. he got in the top 10. for tt game. then went to sports link, at jubilee oso ar. the balls(dun tink too much) and boots damn cheap lah. Nike 90 series $19 only!!! then we met one guy and he said he was an ex andersonian bla bla. and he tot tt we were acads!!!! come on lah. CRAPPY. Then went for friday prayers and met the sec4s. finaly we chiao-ed. had to get my wallet lah!!! theres something inside, something she gave me. phew, i found it. went to zul's house to get it. yah.

right shoulder potentially aching now. ergh! cnt wait for next week. ELC, can slack, and p.e we have mr loke to take over! games mann. train for captains ball!!! yea!!

silencing the crowd. 2/1
fusεŁαgε™

Basketball themepark plus!

2006-11-23T20:02:00.000+08:00

The ANDSS carnival preparation was a success, no serious problem......YET. The basketball thang is damn nice, its like u buy in kiddy palace for $20+, ahhh, still can remember those days

ANYWAY, credits to syazwan for making the piece. and thanks for those who helped us paint just now, tiring, ALL OF YOU SHOULD HAVE CAME EARLIER! can see me do graffiti on walls(a.k.a VANDALISM)

So left, decorations(fuselage board) some streamers. Prizes from phyllis and sylvia. hope they bought it! yea,

BE VISIBLE DURING THE CARNIVAL,

ITS GONNA STONE!!!

think think, EH WAIT SORRY

ITS GONNA ROCK!!!!

potentially tanned

ANDERSON OPEN HOUSE A.K.A CARNIVAL 2006

2006-11-16T13:16:00.000+08:00

ATTENTION TO PHYLLIS

SU XIAN

SYLVIA

SYAZWAN

BRING THE CLASS TEES ON 25TH NOVEMBER FOR DISTRIBUTION. ERM, THE

CARNIVAL STARTS AT 8.00 AM I THINK, SO BE THERE BY 8 PEOPLE!

Fuselage people, try to make yourself present on that day, so that distribution can be made

without difficulty. Those who opened stalls, prepare your item by the day itself.

SYAZWAN-BASKETBALL

HILMIE & SHAFEEQ-SOCCER

TRY to hey wait...........you guys have any idea how are we going to make a goalpost

materials...

how....

thanks right

howl your suggestions at my tagboard or spam me during msn

mhbn_746@hotmail.com

T[Canis Lupus]T Fuselage™ A Fever You Can't Sweat Out

taaazzz

ONCE IN 10 DAYS

2006-11-15T13:40:00.000+08:00

Now i think during sch hols, i WILL ONLY UPDATE ONCE IN 10 DAYS, AND I WILL CHANGE DA Panic! song just for the panic! fans,

1) COLLECTED OUR CLASS TEE ON THE PREVIOUS MONDAY( QUITE NICE )

-syazwan kept saying its too simple

2) WENT TO SYAFIQ'S HOUSE YTD, DAMN FUNN, I MEAN CAN MEET FRENS , FUNN LAHHH.

-parents kept talking about my hair, ergh gonna grow my hair until next year FEBRUARY, wanna have long hair, haha

3) sTILL IN BOREDOM, CNT WAIT FOR ANDSS OPEN HSE, CAN MEET FRENS!!!

-can smell my 'home' and the future 2/1 class room( making sure there's space for chapteh at the back) -no offence

4) MANY PPL SICK SIA eg. zul, syaz, hilmi(1/2), syafiq (1/2) currently with fever. wahh damn scary, i dun wanna be sick.

5) DIN GO TO SCH THIS WEEK, NO NPCC, HAHA

-beginning to hate my own cca

RAINING HERE WITH LIGHTNINGS, gotta off the com now before the lightning.....

strikes,

got to ...(shut down)

ARGH!!! Still no hope

2006-11-06T16:40:00.000+08:00

I'm here in my sis's room typing (just pressed the letter "r")

what will you do during the sort of 2 months holiday. i'm damn

bored alright. It's like you know, u will miss all ur frens, miss bullying them( you know who). Okay, i think around 8.00+, syafiq's family gonna come and maybe an our after that me plus syafiq's family gonna strike syazwan's house!!! haha. wish u don read this post. muahaha.

ooh, the 2/2'06 starting their chalet today frm monday to wednesday evening. yea. and haiz. i bet i still cannot for class gath. eeyeh! How long does it takes for mis lim to reply to you hur phyllis?!!?!!? damn pissed of can

Reasons why i SHOULDNT GO:-

1) There are many clowns( dyed hair) and batik printed bodies there(tattoos) a.ka GANGSTERS!

who cares?! its like, we just don bother them and they don bother us ar.

2) Its ending too late!!

hello!! 8pm? the moon is not even bright to make me transform.

3) "i never release you this far before."mum

come on its only the east!!! not the southern base of Germany !!!

DAmn crap lah i know, shyt! We just have to depend on misslim, yea. unless there's any other escape? if you have

SCREAM
THEM
OUT!!!

yea, tata

Class Gathering

2006-11-03T09:52:00.000+08:00

The only events that i'm looking forward to i are

1)CLASS GATHERING and
2)Collection of Class tee

Yesterday, 2nd november, i was like asking my parents if i can go to ECP and have our class gath there ar. At first she didnt care, then she asked me what time? then i

said its from 12noon to 7pm ar. This is the first time she cared for me, as in seriously. And i was ofcoz buay song after that ar. She told me that we must have a

teacher accompanying us( one more nightmare after MONICA ) then only i can go to class gathering. Having a teacher in the gathering will be OKAY

ar. The PROBLEM is getting the teacher to join us. YES, THIS IS THE

PROBLEM. I'm still thinking of how we can get misslim to join us. I mean, if

Phyllis call her, she will like don't care right? ANY IDEAS?! Urgh

Last night i'd a terrible nightmare, about the usual stuffs. And left ONLY WEI LONG, JIA XIN AND REBECCA TO COLLECTING OF

CLASS TEE $$. In another words, $47.50 to $900. Yea! I'll be collecting it (CTEE)after i've collected all the money. Hope the class gathering will be a nice one. YEA!

still thinking

STRESSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

2006-11-01T20:15:00.000+08:00

Today, 1st November SUCKS. AS IN SERIOUSLY, IT SUCKs!!!

Firstly, Hee's lesson was of course SUCKING( Seriously sucking ). We have to like memorise the whole of statistics minus dot and stem and leaf diagram. Actually we are supposeed to revise at home ar, and not surprising, OF COZ!! I din study. Me and the Zul collected the 2.5 bucks(with and without $20 ). Damn shiok, like loan shark like that. It's like " OK, Shafeeq, $2.50 on my table now." Yea but somehow, i think its QUITE RUDE(IT). CANT HELP And Frederick was the spoiler for group (erm 3 or 4) not sure ar. He was like act cool and answer.

Mdm Hee: How many......
Frederick(interrupting): ooh 6!(comical way)

Everyone burst into laughter ar. actually Mdm Hee was asking about the number of ways we can get data, something like that ar. And he happily answer 6( i think he thought the question would be the; how many ways are there to draw a statistic{not sure}) Fred's group consisting of Yun Jin, Min Yi and Zhao ting and of coz the idiot himself. XD. Their group have to go four times lah
- two infront of 1/1
-THE OTHER INFRONT OF 1 /2( damn embarrassing can)
Fred was like asking us(js, zul and me) to test him on the types of statistics and GUESS WHAT! the question mdm hee asked him was tt question so i think in his heart he was like *PHEWWWWW*. Yea Haha. If mdm hee gave another
question to him ar, i think its gonna take more THAN 17 TRIES JUST TO NOT SEE MDM HEE'S FACE!!!( for the day)

Okay, the best part, after escaping level 4, we went back to our 1 /1 classroom and filmed some videos with FREDERICK as the star. yea, him. we filmed more than 10 films and currently, i have the "you are pitiful", "southpark 2" and "Huo Yuan Jia". I'll try to show to you(anyone) tomorrow during maths lesson ar. damn funny! And shafeeq and syazwan thought todays maths lesson was from 945 hrs. Syazwan gave up but shafeeq made a great appearance during the last 10 minutes of mdm hee's lesson. Yea but too bad, he have to join the 1 /2 pupils later.

After that was NPCC. We thought theres only 1 test ar which is the lancecorporal test. But we were wrong, totally wrong, THERE WERE 3 TEST KNOW- campcraft(practical), safety first + lancecorporal. Campcraft test was the shiok one cos we played with fire and water. yea. but the fire was the best. Came back home and my leg was aching, cramping(such word?) And i managed to watch only half an hour of goong. haha. alot of ppl surprise i watch goong. WHY?

Okay folks, gonna have some rest before hell again the next day, what else?!! THatt Hee's lesson ar. haha. okay

CIAO

The Route to 98 Designs and the obstacles

2006-10-28T13:20:00.000+08:00

Okay this is how we are going to 98 designs. cross the overhead bridge and then turn left to the shopping centre where there's 98 designs ar. Do all of you mind if izzah and ranjini follow us? cos yea, you know, the building is like more than 4 storeys high and we migh get LOST. I dunno lah. Tell me a.s.ap okay? So yea. This tuesday we checck for price( before that we collect the money before maths lesson). Phyllis not following us the next day. So just the five of us and then we will start ordering and maybe we have to pay half the amount which i wish is LESS THAN $400. So this. and maybe we malay guys are going to zul's(1/8, the innocent one, not the drug addicts!!) house after ordering cos its his b'dae on tt day. yea. Nothing else to write lah.

I NEVER GO ANYWHERE SIA FOR HARIRAYA. Only on the first day. Hye. Looking forwarrd to go to Cikgu esfan's house and raya with the malay boys ar frm 1/1m abnd allies from 1/2. So yea.

DONT FORGET TO TELL ME ABOUT IF U ALL WANT RANJINI AND IZZAH TO FOLLOW US!!!

KKZ byez

CLASS TEE and CLASS GATHERING

2006-10-27T20:04:00.000+08:00

HEY. Hilmie here.

First of all, i created a blog cause my sis asked me how to put links, tagboards and etc ar. And i stole her url and made my own. Lychathrophy? HaHa. Know what it means? Muahah. Ask me!

OKay. Our TwoOne class tee,

Me, Min Yi, Syazwan, Phyllis, Sylvia and Suxian are going to 98 designs this coming tuesady after the maths remedial. Should you have any questions, ask us this coming tuesday. AND REMEMBER, BRING 20 BUCKS!! Important. OKay its not FUSELAGE ANYMORE, So don't worry. Don't ask the meaning of it!! Please. kay. Its gonna have a black base, and some neon green strips with the logo 2 ONE on the left breast. and below will be our motto; We Rock We Rule.

Then at the back will have yer name and register number with the motto ; You Stone You Drool.
Just wish Carmina, Joel or Ong Jun wei not coming to our class, if yes, then our plan all gone. okay.

xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

Okay, the class gathering, Min Yi is gonna confirm the dates during the maths lessson, maybe we are gonna interupt Mdm Hee's lesson. Heh. Okay.

12. 2 packets of 'big' sausages [one pack about 5]
25. one volleyball

Left this two only. Come on people! First come firstserve.

And class tee designers, we take mrt and alight at queenstown and board bus 195 and stop after ikea i think, yea should be.

Happy holidays =[(miss all of you)

Buaix