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Wednesday, May 30, 2007- To inverse or not to be inverse?
Hmmm
Shakespeare will be angry if he read that BUT
anyway
Look at the blogskin!!
Different? Different?
The wall has been inversed!
The wall has been inversed!
The wall has been inversed!
The moon is round
feeling the changes now
Salutations
`updated on- 10:19 PM
Monday, May 28, 2007- Guess who's back
back again
Hilmie's back
tell my friends
Now everyone report to the damn wall
to the damn wall
now everyone to report to the damn wall
alright stop
Its story time...
Alright, thousands of apologies to my friends out there. Wonder how i should arrange the latest news! anyway
BODYGLOVE IS BACK!
It all happened today. Okay how shall i start
After pythagoros theorem with mdm hee, the republik melayus + chinaman headed to the court! The efficient street soccer court! Went to play ball. Alright, syazwan's yellow plus blue ball stucked in the flora things called the TREE. Loads of work from the man himself + c.lupus. We used the 5kg netball bet pole and started poking into the FLORA.
First poke!=SHIT! No hope larr syazwan
Second poke=Hang on, what's that?
Third poke=Something round rolled dramatically from the tree and +bounce+ the thing went.
What a relief from syazwan but WAIT!
Yes its a ball! But its not yellow! neither blue!
Its white. OH! NETBALL!
Brilliant! He lost a soccer ball and gained a NETBALL!
Feeling disappointed he played with the gayball and brought the ball home as a cover incase roars were thrown to him when he stepped a foot into his house.
Enough
Mr Lupus remembered that he touched his wallet when he was kicking tarzan's punctured ball in the "field". Mr Spyke too claimed he saw my wallet lying on the floor. Brilliantly he IGNORED it as though its a speck of dust. Thank you very much mr Spyke!
Today, me checked the GO for the presence of my bodyglove. and she said NOOOO.
(shall not elaborate)
went back and received a call from school, said they found a brown wallet and saw a handsome photo in it. It should be me, So went back to school and checked.
YES, BODYGLOVE. ITS ME! THE PHOTO!
money inside, ezlink inside, timezone inside, heart inside! the wallet..
erm yea of course.
So when i was in 2/1 last friday, why didnt i think of tracing back to the dark room, erm dnt room to search for my wallet?
ALL BECAUSE OF MR SPYKE
(i love blaming others)
He confirmed that he saw it on the floor! that's why!, because of you spyke, uhuh, because of you!
But dont ya worry, Bodyglove's back, having my hands rubbing all over it Oo.
Till next time
`updated on- 7:30 PM
Saturday, May 26, 2007- I don't know if it's magic. Let me tell you how it all happened.
After an amazing lecture sessions during dnt with the man himself, i counted my steps back to class 2/1. Found out that the homeecians were not back. Played with minyi's toy on wheels. Dropped a few times. Balanced it on the seesaw on level 1 outside 3/9.
Okay
The republik melayus played passed juggled the punctured basketball IN the "field" in our class. Nice brilliant moves from the man himself. It was fun until one person came to join us. I shall not mention his name. When juggling playing etc, i love to touch my butt pocket-of course checking for the presence of the body glove wallet. Checked. My mind was onto the game. Until, one time. At 9.46am! touched the butt pocket and alas it was as smooth as my butt! That wasn't a good thing. There should be a hump(not shit mind you). At once, i could tell me wallet dropped.
C.Lupus turned 180 degrees clockwise and looked at the "grass". It wasn't there. my wallet. not there! He began to panic. He lapped around the field several times. Checked under the flag. Wasn't there! i started to panic part 2. Brilliantly, mr soul fought with menghong. That was your fault meng hong. Don't condemn cca. Condemn the man himself. Nice brilliant shouts from soul from his brilliant soul! Meng hong put on a mask that he wasn't scared. Amazingly he retreated and went out of class. In this chapter of 2/1 2007, there wasnt a real climax! Everything was! There was round 2 but different competitors.
Introducing mr tarzan and mr striker!
Fight!
At the same time.
Introducing mr tannhauser and mr dreamer.
Fight!
Gay fights from tannhauser + dreamer. Not exciting at all. Brilliant punches from mr tarzan to mr striker. He instantly received instant effects when a fist came straight towards tarzan's head. There was a showstopper.
Teng teng teng.
Fight's over my friend! Two arms came stretched high up in the air stopping the strentgh og\f tarzan and striker. Its not the referree! its not a teacher. Its mr c.lupus. There were phews from the crowd. And a blow came straight to c.lupus' head from tarzan. I hope he was aiming at striker. But i blocked! Sacrificing my head protecting his head.
On the other ring. Mr tannhauser and dreamer stopped fighting. looking at how mr lupus managed to stop the ring 1 fight, I think they were amazed by the strength of mr lupus.
Mr tarzan was very angry and the mathsgenius, soul, striker, and tannhauser retreated and when to x. Dunno where they went.
Mr tarzan looked outside the window near at his sitting position. I think he was amazed at how the bird shit dropped from the sky wheezing towards the ground floor. He began to wonder how mr newton discovered the law of gravity! thanks to the apple. he grabbed his bag and went out of the class. He slammed his tarzan's hands into the whiteboard. BANG! The crowd held their breath.
Mr lupus went around searching for bodyglove. He walked. -step step step-
If the wallet dropped from the butt pocket, it should land on the field. it cant fly. Gravity pulls everything down. It should be there isn't it.
UNLESS
1) there are brilliant thieves who managed to bend down instantly picking up the wallet from the field and went out of class.
2)or when the three matches from mr soul to mr tannhauser-they accidentally kicked the wallet and flew amazingly outside the class and coincidentally people picked it up and ran with it. Like everyting was planned.
3)frame! The thief picked it and inserted into other peopled bag. This is possible! Checked the peoples bag. Not there!
4)Unless they followed t-bag's way. Put the loot somewhere else. and wait for a clear sign by an accomplice. and run away with body glove!
Come on listen up. Im sure i dropped it in class. And its not in class now! One of the things above has happened. It should be my clasmates. NOONEELSE. no one entered. i asked almost everyone. they said no. When i ask you, i'm not accusing you. im sorry menghong incase my words made you misunderstand me. i wasnt acccusing you. Hey, know wad. You guys have removed my trust against all of you. it should be one of the 39! you dont agree? STATE WHY! It cant just disappear. I dont believe in magic. 9.46am lost next minute GONE! HOW?
I dont trust any of you anymore minus my sister and other good frens. This is enough. One of you must be playing punk with me.
Where is the wallet? This is not too late. You can still return it to me.
Lost it in class. CONFIRMED!
Body glove brown wallet with yellow streaks!
salutations!
`updated on- 3:40 PM
Tuesday, May 22, 2007- one year older! i think my age is 14.
Shall start this lovely post with CMH
You see. ONLYFORCMH is the name of the product. It is for every pet owners. dog owners to be prescise(what a mistake!) i dunno why you its not happy about me creating this product. i'm only helping. Unless you sort of feel guilty that you've been giving troubles to the PEOPLE around you? Is that so? We dont understand you CMH. If you hear us reply to you, you are lucky. Consider yourself being lucky.
Why?
To tell it the truth, when it ask us something, we wont understand. Never! If we reply-it means we want to know what you're talking about because because? we believe that responding to you will shut you up.
How to reply when we cant comprehend?
Simple
We were testing our luck. example
One and only: (barks)
Human race: huh?
if we say huh? what will the dog do? it will continue barking making sure we understand. First priority to him is to let us know. He will be dam excited. But! he's wrong
We shall instead
Human race: ooooohh. yes brilliant meng hong!
If he continues barking, you ought to
Human race: ahhhhhh. apaapapap!
Prevent him from talking by making noises to yourself. Dont cause noise pollution my friend. Unlike the chinaman.
Simple!!!
I can see the future for menghong. he will dig good marks for geog under topic-transports!
Miss sheela:what are the types of transports?
one and only: cars!!! ooh, trains!!! waahh
its like one interested dog answering to the poor nigre. Like? nevermind.
Dogs man-bestfriends? brilliant. Who actually created that quote? Hmmm
Superman returns! tamil movie! nowadays everything's gonna change into that structure. One good thing will sure to happen. Why cant they just die? Watching superman is like watching spiderman 3 just for the credits. Hah! makes sense! loads of sense.
I shall end this post. I know you people love reading it. Dont worry, cos they will be more characters! Mr Ne-yo! pronounce properly.
Being fourteen sucks! It doesnt help at all. Your birthday you get present from every subject teachers. Present. Beautiful "scoldings". i'm afraid of you mr armpit. VERY VERY afraid. Ooo
Howling in the cinemas!
Credits
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Hilmie
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Canislupus
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MHBN
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`updated on- 6:51 PM
Friday, May 18, 2007- Greetings my fellow readers. Today i shall explain about two. As we know the number after one! also! before three! But i think most of you have heard of the diamond butt woman. We shall know her.
Reckon she was born in 1945, two years after mr armpit. Even now she's teaching in anderson prison school. You may scratch your heads now my people. I think the question now isss"What is she doing here?"
You see, she is still a miss. Not mrs. Never mr!
There are reasons to everything my friends. Number one: maybe she was married to a HANDSOME young man.
-they divorced
-handsome because..there is no such thing as perfect couple. One good-looking, the other must be unattractive. This is law of navigation. thank you mr leadershit. I learnt lots!
-even! she's unattractive! Everyone will agree on this. Diamond butt!
We boys love sexy curves. But, diamond butt is way to curvy. Reminds me of the long blue curve ruler.
I shall say why i bring out this topic, beacuse..
We had a fun session from 740 to 9.15 today! Oralcy. Brilliant. Mr CMH was the last to read. Look, diamond said that she's gonna oral us(dont laugh my friends) yesterday that is 17 may 2007. Why cant she conduct oralcy during leadershit?? Why during games?
Congratulations to my sister. Proud of you. Nice speech! You learnt alot from ONLYFORCMH.
Eyecandy, i shall remove the letter L from my class tee. Curse the class tee printer. We shall. 2 hearts? Not complete
Today we have brilliant emos in our class. Number 8 is brilliant. Go field shout "fuck **** ****!!!" And my fans, mr 8 actually creAted a wallpaper (FUCK **** ****) Those interested can get the wallpaper from him. Black background white words! contrasting! Protectorates and antarctic!
Number 8 was a very good tarzan today. He shouted everywhere.
All these because of perfect diamond butt. A product shall be created. A sharpener!! We shall shape her butt to rectangle!!! So that she can sit! No need waste energy to tell us to bring chair for her. "make sure its clean" -.-" we shall put kotex on it and wait for her 1001 reactions.
So my suggestion is to boycott her class. Sleep MORE during her class. Why MORE? We've been sleeping all the while.
Shall talk about Ne-yo some other time.
BRILLIANT.
I'll be back
`updated on- 9:55 PM
Thursday, May 17, 2007- I adore the construction workers nowadays. I'm proud of them. the bangladesh work hard. but they receive little. This is not an irony! They are my idol of the man power of future singapore.
(irony begins)
Hilmie found something common among all indian protectorates. Correction! fat indian protectorates. He found out that all of them carry a "dangerous weapon" created by mr x. The whistle! Mr dnt carries a common blue whistle. Mr leadershit carries a red one. Oh, i shall type out his name. Mr leadershit didnt want us to call him sir, nor teacher. We are SupposeD to call him Mr william pickering/shakespear. William is his name and Whistling is his game. BRILLIANT
He claimed that ITE is the worst journey to aim for. "can you not look down on the ite students?" said number 36 know as mr tan wei long, baby of SKM. He even denied. He said he didnt say that. That was one good example. How brilliant-indian protectorates
Mr Lupus somehow thinks that he's attracted to the doog. COINCIDENTALLY, number 5 was chosen to play the game with him. Ooooo. "Don't think dirty?"exclaimed mr leadershit. Did we even say anything?
Indian protectorates should use face whitening. We often have problem spotting them. And this is not applied to the other indians. Only the protectorates. But i dont think face whiteners actually work on them. Mr Lupus would like to reccommend Sensodyne!
Why sensodyne?
They are for mr sensitives! It doesnt only work on teeth. At least the new doesnt
Sensodyne is a registered trademark of GlaxoSmithKline group of companies. Its famous slogan is "stop the pain and eat what you love". This new product will definitely work for mr leadershit.
There used to be 8 different varieties. Again, no more now.
I shall create the Sensodyne a new type. Currently, they have "whitening control, tartar control, breath control" But specially for mr william. I create Sensodyne-Mouth control
"Don't drag the tables!"(mr leadershit himself was dragging the table from north to south of the class)
"2/1(blow whistle) wheere's your notepad?".........."open your notepad and aim your goals"(he's another mr leong, for goodness sake the school handbook is for homework, targets for EXAMS!, they just dontknow, they cant be bothered)
speaking of goals. "going for recess? thats a goal. going to the toilet thats a goal!" (classes HUHs) "yea we have to aim when we are doing our stuffs(demos). i dunno about girls. i dun think they can"(HE SAID THAT. YES HE DID)
This also proves how pervert an intheyern(pronounce properly) should work) protectorate is. Take for example mr dnt. "put ur leg down thank you" brilliant. This is an irony. Meaning he's been lookin under your chairs all the while. Potential perverts. Beware girls! and even boys(you'll never know)
Why can't indians protectorates have a war in polar regions?
Answer: they are easily spotted! furthermore their brilliant size!
i shall end of with a high definition of the word racism.
Racism is any form of bigotry, prejudice, violence, oppression, stereotyping or other socially divisive practice whose primary basis is the concept of race.
Well i'm not.
Goodbyes and salutations
`updated on- 8:26 PM
Wednesday, May 16, 2007- C.Lupus claims to have developed a gadget that translates dog barks into human language and plans to begin selling the product -- under the name ONLYFORCMH -- in 2/1,pet stores, gift shops and retail outlets this summer.
Why create this product?
We have difficulty talking to the one and only. Sometimes, although rarely, we want to know or have to know what ITS talking about. Without ONLYFORCMH, we can only hear ITS 1001 different types of barks + whines. Not howls!(Researchers found out only wolves and werewolves howl). We can never understand it. No more now.
The United States is home to about 67 million dogs, more than six times the number in Japan. We do know singapore has dogs! But the thing thats troubling me is; CAN THEY GO TO SCHOOL? my answer last time was of course no. But omg, meng hong proved me wrong, very wrong. They even wear uniforms. SPECTACLES TOO
"We know that fuselage-rs hate the dog so much, so we don't think they will mind spending their time buying this product," Guo Wei, a squad striker, said during an interview at a recent pet products convention in Singapore.
The console classifies each woof, bark or whine into six emotional categories -- happiness, sadness, frustration, anger, assertion and desire -- and displays common phrases, such as "I put inside your pigeon hole already what," "basketball de parr" and of course "i got say you anot!!!! fucker!" that fit the dog's emotional state.
Of course people are always really skeptical at first, but once they see a demo they are amazed and impressed.
While stock last
Sold seperately
You put them together
Batteries not included
Only from C.Lupus and
Only for bastards
`updated on- 5:44 PM
Tuesday, May 01, 2007- Went to the doc for the 3RD time today. Given a silvery gel to put on my eye. " you have to stuff the cream inside"---what the hell?
Given another mcs for another 2 days-tomorrow and day after tomorrow. ferk! alot of test tomorrow. like around four?
now my eyes are like erm okay? a white patch around the pupil. at the sides all still blood red.
blood flows
blood flows
blood flows
blood flows
blood ----
`updated on- 3:39 PM
