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Friday, May 18, 2007- Greetings my fellow readers. Today i shall explain about two. As we know the number after one! also! before three! But i think most of you have heard of the diamond butt woman. We shall know her.
Reckon she was born in 1945, two years after mr armpit. Even now she's teaching in anderson prison school. You may scratch your heads now my people. I think the question now isss"What is she doing here?"
You see, she is still a miss. Not mrs. Never mr!
There are reasons to everything my friends. Number one: maybe she was married to a HANDSOME young man.
-they divorced
-handsome because..there is no such thing as perfect couple. One good-looking, the other must be unattractive. This is law of navigation. thank you mr leadershit. I learnt lots!
-even! she's unattractive! Everyone will agree on this. Diamond butt!
We boys love sexy curves. But, diamond butt is way to curvy. Reminds me of the long blue curve ruler.
I shall say why i bring out this topic, beacuse..
We had a fun session from 740 to 9.15 today! Oralcy. Brilliant. Mr CMH was the last to read. Look, diamond said that she's gonna oral us(dont laugh my friends) yesterday that is 17 may 2007. Why cant she conduct oralcy during leadershit?? Why during games?
Congratulations to my sister. Proud of you. Nice speech! You learnt alot from ONLYFORCMH.
Eyecandy, i shall remove the letter L from my class tee. Curse the class tee printer. We shall. 2 hearts? Not complete
Today we have brilliant emos in our class. Number 8 is brilliant. Go field shout "fuck **** ****!!!" And my fans, mr 8 actually creAted a wallpaper (FUCK **** ****) Those interested can get the wallpaper from him. Black background white words! contrasting! Protectorates and antarctic!
Number 8 was a very good tarzan today. He shouted everywhere.
All these because of perfect diamond butt. A product shall be created. A sharpener!! We shall shape her butt to rectangle!!! So that she can sit! No need waste energy to tell us to bring chair for her. "make sure its clean" -.-" we shall put kotex on it and wait for her 1001 reactions.
So my suggestion is to boycott her class. Sleep MORE during her class. Why MORE? We've been sleeping all the while.
Shall talk about Ne-yo some other time.
BRILLIANT.
I'll be back
`updated on- 9:55 PM
