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Wednesday, May 16, 2007- C.Lupus claims to have developed a gadget that translates dog barks into human language and plans to begin selling the product -- under the name ONLYFORCMH -- in 2/1,pet stores, gift shops and retail outlets this summer.
Why create this product?
We have difficulty talking to the one and only. Sometimes, although rarely, we want to know or have to know what ITS talking about. Without ONLYFORCMH, we can only hear ITS 1001 different types of barks + whines. Not howls!(Researchers found out only wolves and werewolves howl). We can never understand it. No more now.
The United States is home to about 67 million dogs, more than six times the number in Japan. We do know singapore has dogs! But the thing thats troubling me is; CAN THEY GO TO SCHOOL? my answer last time was of course no. But omg, meng hong proved me wrong, very wrong. They even wear uniforms. SPECTACLES TOO
"We know that fuselage-rs hate the dog so much, so we don't think they will mind spending their time buying this product," Guo Wei, a squad striker, said during an interview at a recent pet products convention in Singapore.
The console classifies each woof, bark or whine into six emotional categories -- happiness, sadness, frustration, anger, assertion and desire -- and displays common phrases, such as "I put inside your pigeon hole already what," "basketball de parr" and of course "i got say you anot!!!! fucker!" that fit the dog's emotional state.
Of course people are always really skeptical at first, but once they see a demo they are amazed and impressed.
While stock last
Sold seperately
You put them together
Batteries not included
Only from C.Lupus and
Only for bastards
`updated on- 5:44 PM
